DIY spice rack bleachers. All you need is thin plywood, wood glue, x-acto knife, metal ruler, masking tape, polyurethane, paintbrush, googly eyes and an unwholesome sense of emptiness.
I made 2 sets so that they can sit on either side of the stove.
An easy woodworking project.

Step 1: Put googley eyes on spices. The most important step. If you only have time for one step, this is it.

Step 2: cut/glue wood together.

Step 3: Stain. Label says “Prairie Gold” seems more “Feces”
Step 4: Sand all of existing stain off.

Step 5: Apply several layers of polyurethane to bare wood for authentic
high school gymnasium look. Scratch in some graffiti about that girl you
hated and you’re done.

“Yay, Julie! WE LOVE YOU, JULIE!!!” they seem to say.